Entrevista

• Si nos sentamos en la playa, a beber y comer solo tú y yo, ¿qué me contarías de tu persona y tu vida?
  Probably not a whole lot considering I don't know anything about you. Seriously, I have no idea who you are aside from being my interviewer!
• ¿Cuáles son tus características específicas de estilo de vida que te hacen quién eres?
  I'm a creature of comfort who desires a life of leisure - and I will work myself into the GROUND in order to achieve that.
• ¿Con qué frecuencia viajas? ¿Prefieres viajar o eres una persona hogareña?
  Only a couple times a year and I really should do it more often. I did a lot of traveling as a kid and it kind of exhausted my wanderlust. But I'm also wary of being stagnant.
• ¿Qué te gustaría que los lectores supieran acerca de ti que es único e incluso un poco personal?
  One thing that our interconnected modern society has completely disabused me of is the notion that anyone can ever be unique. I have already encountered multiple doppelgangers.
• ¿Qué es lo que más te gusta de ti?
  Well, masturbation, of course! You meant that literally, right?
• Nombra 5 cosas sin las que no puedes vivir.
  Oxygen, water, food, shelter, and most importantly, an in-unit washer/dryer. Sorry but that whole laundry room thing just does not cut it!